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Consumer reporter Katie Vinocic as portrayed by an actor was surprised.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
It's something special I have instead of a social life.
It was one of those 60's things you're
never quite sure whether it happened or not.
You know him,
you love him,
you can't re-enter society without him.
Your probation officer.

You know,
if you weren't rich you'd
really be an asshole.
Commodities like being traded.
That's why they're commodities.
And I'm not a drug dealer I
just collect rare cocaines.
Sing and dance and lie down dead.
In case of fire,
break glass as the saying goes.
I walk around camp naked with
a belt, a plate, a spoon and
a revolver. It makes the point.
Books I don't want to have to read:
Sensible Policies for a Happier Britain.
I'd rather watch knee surgery.
Pinch me, I'm dreaming.
Only a rising stock market can save us now.

Don't bother me with details
I'm in love. I turn off the lights to watch
the radium decay.
I'm the failure my father always said I'd be.
The scabby dreariness of my life
impresses even me.
What do they really think of me at the office and
what effect does
;long-term marijuana use have on memory?
I forget.

Is it possible?
No one home but the answering machines?
Is it legally enough to prove intent?
The night is blue it's
snowing under the street lamps.

They're lawyers that's
why they don't look so good.
And why are the cities
filled with swine?
The signs all change but
the streets remain the same.

OK, it's true.
All I wanted was your body but I wanted it so much and
anyway, I was going to
give it back.
I'm a vilator of both the Helms amendment
and RICO provisions
but as long as you keep taking
your medication,
sweetheart,
I don't care.
The fact is,
aborted fetal tissue not only
saves untold lives via transplant,
but deep-fried with honey mustard
they make wonderful hors d'oeuvres.