so you ran the mile in under five minutes
so you scored perfect on the s.a.t.
so you are really good looking
so you can ride a uni-cycle on a high wire dangling two-hundred feet above an
alligator pit while juggling five knives that are on fire
so you can make a gourmet meal
so you walked the mile in eleven minutes
so you scored badly on the s.a.t
so your not really that good looking
so you’re very clumsy and can barely ride a tri-cycle
so you can’t cook
so you’re both not helping anyone
so